But Wait, you're saying, I want to know more about the English Theory Club's Edgar Allen Poe Reading which will take place at 9PM in the Music Room of the Pittinger Student Center!
Well, buddy, I can't help you, because you already seem to know as much as I do. I did hear talk about costumes, which sounds pretty cool.
And I'm just making this next part up because I want it to be true, but there will be prizes for best costume, and there will be cider and candy corn; many apples shall also be bobbed, in a room decorated with Indian corn and spooky pumpkins.
You should totally show up. Even if the stuff I'm hoping they'll provide doesn't pan out, it'll be a mash. A monster mash. Probably even--dare I say it?--a graveyard smash.